Membership Cancellations Worth Reading

Superman was asked to leave the gym.  "The girlfriend" made a point to come in and cancel her membership.  (That she hasn't paid for in two months and is in collections).  The throwing of the weights is a story for another day.

Love and Marriage

Me:  Did Superman get divorced?

Karate kid: No

Then why is kissing that girl?

Oh that...  That girl is "in their marriage" now

WTF does that mean?

Actually, I got drunk and well "you know" with her.  Then I went and got an STD test.  Superman overheard me telling someone that the test came back clean.  Next thing I know she's coming in here with superman and his wife...  Oh yeah.. and she's 17...

Hire Tat's Wife??

So today Tat's wife calls and starts telling me her woes about Tat and Triple D and she has no place to live, blah, blah, blah...  As the conversation wore on, I had to cut her off...

I'm real good at the computer, maybe I could do some secretary stuff (with a fake southern acccent, she's from MD)

I'm real good with kids, I can work in the kids' club (same fake southern accent and should I remind her that DFACS doesn't think she's capable of having custody of her own kids)

I'm a people person, how about I can be the receptionist (same fake southern accent and have I mentioned the weapons charges?)

Ok, so, you'll keep me in mind in case anything comes up (same fake southern accent and have I mentioned we have a restraining order on her and she can't come within 100 ft. of the facility?)

Dentist... STAT!

Has anyone noticed Tat's teeth? 

Serena, those are meth teeth!  He's been back with Triple D and the rumor is she's in business again.

Tat gets sole custody

Me: Tat, I just had three of your female clients call/text me and ask for refunds because they don't want to train with you. Did you send out that email that I told you NOT to send?
Tat: Yes. I was just trying to explain what has been going with me.
Me: These are your clients, not your friends. Do you realize you sent a "poor me" "I'm a single dad" email out to your clients who are mostly single mothers?? They think you're an *&^$ing idiot! (Their words)

Googling - Good or Bad?

Tat's wife has been blogging...

TAT CHEATS ON WIFE & 10 CHILDREN WITH METH HEAD, OTHERS

Getting A Divorce
I haven't been here in a while. Wasn't allowed to associate with fellow White Nationalist while Tat was in my home. We split on March 27th, 2010 when I caught him out with his married girl friend D. She's married with 3 kids and on probation for Crystal Meth, which Tat claims he didn't know. He has another girl about 2 months pregnant. Flew another around in his friends helicopter. "-----" was his married training partner that he had an affair with too. There are to many of them to name. This was my reward for waiting for him while he was in Federal Prison for Felon in Possession of a firearm. He was taken down for being a White Nationalist. I just wish they would of kept him. I refused to take him back after all the girls he's been with. I even took all the STD test known to mankind. I have the bruises and swelling to prove it. That was so embarrassing!!! I refuse to take him back, so he found out I was out with my daughter, so he went to another daughters home with the police and took my kids. My reward for not wanting him back. After this there is no chance in hell I will ever take him back. I'm a good mother and don't deserve this at all.

BLOG Comments: I had a feeling this guy was a dirtbag, never did buy into it when people were hyping him. I'll be looking for their appearance on the latest episodes of COPS. Maybe Jerry Springer will book them? Could we be so lucky?

Burn Baby Burn

Me: Tat, you know how I feel about dress code. What's going on?
Tat: I'm sorry, I know... (long silence)... well, I went home yesterday to talk to "Looney Toons" thinking she might be in a better mood to talk and she was having a bonfire with my clothes and stuff. She burned everything!

I guess this is a life lesson. If you are cheating on your wife and she finds out, you may want to get to your stuff before she does.