Me: Did Superman get divorced?
Karate kid: No
Then why is kissing that girl?
Oh that... That girl is "in their marriage" now
WTF does that mean?
Actually, I got drunk and well "you know" with her. Then I went and got an STD test. Superman overheard me telling someone that the test came back clean. Next thing I know she's coming in here with superman and his wife... Oh yeah.. and she's 17...
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