Membership Cancellations Worth Reading

Superman was asked to leave the gym.  "The girlfriend" made a point to come in and cancel her membership.  (That she hasn't paid for in two months and is in collections).  The throwing of the weights is a story for another day.

Love and Marriage

Me:  Did Superman get divorced?

Karate kid: No

Then why is kissing that girl?

Oh that...  That girl is "in their marriage" now

WTF does that mean?

Actually, I got drunk and well "you know" with her.  Then I went and got an STD test.  Superman overheard me telling someone that the test came back clean.  Next thing I know she's coming in here with superman and his wife...  Oh yeah.. and she's 17...

1973 Cadillac Hearse

Over a year ago I was approached by a member of one of the area mega-churches.  They had been storing some gym equipment for one of their members that was having some financial difficulty and the member had vanished.  They were paying $300 per month for a storage facility and if I donated to their fundraiser, they would give me all of the equipment.  the equipment was in decent shape so I figured that I could just clean it up and resell it when I had some time.  I posted an ad on Craigslist last week and wouldn't you know the original owner of the equipment resurfaced.

Are these the items I donated to the church?

Me:  We bought them from a storage unit.

Interested in a trade?

Me: What do you want to trade?

I have brand me Steel Flex gym equipment I have brand-new in a box Olympic Flat bench Olympic Incline Olympic decline flat/decline and also have a 1973 Cadillac hearse

Me:  Never responded... but am considering the hearse