Member: Serena, we need to cancel our membership.
Me: Why? You and your wife are regulars, you come here everyday.
Member: Well... Something happened that really doesn't involve the gym, but still makes us uncomfortable to be there.
Me: That's cryptic. Can you please just tell me what is going on??
Member: My wife and I were out having drinks and we saw "the cleaner." She had her grandson in the bar with her and then she proceeded to start a fight with me. She was drunk and nuts. We love the gym, but really don't want to see "the cleaner."
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Tat gets sole custody
Me: Tat, I just had three of your female clients call/text me and ask for refunds because they don't want to train with you. Did you send out that email that I told you NOT to send?
Tat: Yes. I was just trying to explain what has been going with me.
Me: These are your clients, not your friends. Do you realize you sent a "poor me" "I'm a single dad" email out to your clients who are mostly single mothers?? They think you're an *&^$ing idiot! (Their words)
Tat: Yes. I was just trying to explain what has been going with me.
Me: These are your clients, not your friends. Do you realize you sent a "poor me" "I'm a single dad" email out to your clients who are mostly single mothers?? They think you're an *&^$ing idiot! (Their words)
Monday, November 28, 2011
Snake Charmer?
Me: What's with the cobra at the front desk? I don't understand why there is a snake statue on the front counter??
Manager: It's Tat's.
Me: Okay. WHY is it on the FRONT counter, greeting people when they come in the door?
Manager: Something about it's his nickname...
Me: I'm seeing a couple of options... 1) You go remove the snake OR 2) I go tell Tat to get the snake out of here and then I fire you because I'm doing your job.
Manager: It's Tat's.
Me: Okay. WHY is it on the FRONT counter, greeting people when they come in the door?
Manager: Something about it's his nickname...
Me: I'm seeing a couple of options... 1) You go remove the snake OR 2) I go tell Tat to get the snake out of here and then I fire you because I'm doing your job.
Monday, November 21, 2011
The Cleaner
With a little detective work, I've solved the mystery about the liquor bottles. It's the cleaning lady! She has cocktails while she watches the ABC soaps in the womens locker room all afternoon. She hasn't tried smoking in the girls room yet, but she has moved her smoking circle to just outside the emergency exit leaving a big pile of ciagarette butts. Hmmm, you think the cleaning lady would clean those up?? I have to do some research on how to fire a smoky, drunk...
Friday, November 18, 2011
Googling - Good or Bad?
Tat's wife has been blogging...
TAT CHEATS ON WIFE & 10 CHILDREN WITH METH HEAD, OTHERS
Getting A Divorce
I haven't been here in a while. Wasn't allowed to associate with fellow White Nationalist while Tat was in my home. We split on March 27th, 2010 when I caught him out with his married girl friend D. She's married with 3 kids and on probation for Crystal Meth, which Tat claims he didn't know. He has another girl about 2 months pregnant. Flew another around in his friends helicopter. "-----" was his married training partner that he had an affair with too. There are to many of them to name. This was my reward for waiting for him while he was in Federal Prison for Felon in Possession of a firearm. He was taken down for being a White Nationalist. I just wish they would of kept him. I refused to take him back after all the girls he's been with. I even took all the STD test known to mankind. I have the bruises and swelling to prove it. That was so embarrassing!!! I refuse to take him back, so he found out I was out with my daughter, so he went to another daughters home with the police and took my kids. My reward for not wanting him back. After this there is no chance in hell I will ever take him back. I'm a good mother and don't deserve this at all.
BLOG Comments: I had a feeling this guy was a dirtbag, never did buy into it when people were hyping him. I'll be looking for their appearance on the latest episodes of COPS. Maybe Jerry Springer will book them? Could we be so lucky?
TAT CHEATS ON WIFE & 10 CHILDREN WITH METH HEAD, OTHERS
Getting A Divorce
I haven't been here in a while. Wasn't allowed to associate with fellow White Nationalist while Tat was in my home. We split on March 27th, 2010 when I caught him out with his married girl friend D. She's married with 3 kids and on probation for Crystal Meth, which Tat claims he didn't know. He has another girl about 2 months pregnant. Flew another around in his friends helicopter. "-----" was his married training partner that he had an affair with too. There are to many of them to name. This was my reward for waiting for him while he was in Federal Prison for Felon in Possession of a firearm. He was taken down for being a White Nationalist. I just wish they would of kept him. I refused to take him back after all the girls he's been with. I even took all the STD test known to mankind. I have the bruises and swelling to prove it. That was so embarrassing!!! I refuse to take him back, so he found out I was out with my daughter, so he went to another daughters home with the police and took my kids. My reward for not wanting him back. After this there is no chance in hell I will ever take him back. I'm a good mother and don't deserve this at all.
BLOG Comments: I had a feeling this guy was a dirtbag, never did buy into it when people were hyping him. I'll be looking for their appearance on the latest episodes of COPS. Maybe Jerry Springer will book them? Could we be so lucky?
Thursday, November 17, 2011
I have a stalker!
Me: So let me get this straight. You left your keys in the car last night and today the keys were not in your car, so you used your spare keys?
OCD: Yes!! And when I went outside during my break my keys were in my parking space!! Has someone been calling about my hours? Asking about me?
Me: No. Let me just throw this out there... Maybe your keys were in the car and you didn't see them and when you got to work having used your spare keys to drive here, your actual keys fell out of the car and landed in the parking space.
OCD: No! It's a stalker. I think someone went into my car and took the keys then brought them here and left them next to my car after I went inside!!
Me: I really think you should calm down and consider my scenario. And just asking, why would you leave your keys in your unlocked car??
OCD: Yes!! And when I went outside during my break my keys were in my parking space!! Has someone been calling about my hours? Asking about me?
Me: No. Let me just throw this out there... Maybe your keys were in the car and you didn't see them and when you got to work having used your spare keys to drive here, your actual keys fell out of the car and landed in the parking space.
OCD: No! It's a stalker. I think someone went into my car and took the keys then brought them here and left them next to my car after I went inside!!
Me: I really think you should calm down and consider my scenario. And just asking, why would you leave your keys in your unlocked car??
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Proteini's?
Hey Everyone,
I've been seeing a lot of liquor bottles in the trash cans, mostly the trash cans in the womens' locker room. I find this odd since we are a health club. Anyone know what's going on?
Serena
I've been seeing a lot of liquor bottles in the trash cans, mostly the trash cans in the womens' locker room. I find this odd since we are a health club. Anyone know what's going on?
Serena
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