A picture is worth a thousand words...Yes, that's a black spandex Superman costume.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Dear Kryp
Kryp,
Some things I cannot control. For example, I cannot force another human being to wash his hands. It's disgusting and gross, I agree. I can, however, follow him around with a can of Lysol and spray everything as soon as he has finished using it. Maybe some Superheroes are so powerful that they do no pass along germs ;)
Sincerely,
Serena
Some things I cannot control. For example, I cannot force another human being to wash his hands. It's disgusting and gross, I agree. I can, however, follow him around with a can of Lysol and spray everything as soon as he has finished using it. Maybe some Superheroes are so powerful that they do no pass along germs ;)
Sincerely,
Serena
Slimy Superman
More from Kryptonite:
Serena,
I forgot to also mention that Superman does not wash his hands after using the facilities. Is there anything that you can do about this?
Thanks for your attention to this.
Serena,
I forgot to also mention that Superman does not wash his hands after using the facilities. Is there anything that you can do about this?
Thanks for your attention to this.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Superman vs. Kryptonite
On Nov 4, 2011, at 2:57 PM, "Kryptonite" wrote:
Serena,
My contact info is: Home -------- Mobile --------
As I mentioned today, I don't think Superman is really capable of understanding what courteous and respectful behavior is. Sooner or later he will have another run in with myself or some other member over some issue since he thinks your gym is his personal gym and he is the king of it while he is there. My preference is his membership be canceled so none of us have to deal with his antics anymore. As you said, vote him off the island. To that end I was serious today when I said I would pay the balance of his monthly contract for his dual membership. The person at the desk says that is something like $38 a month. It's worth it to me to have him out of the club. But as the business owner if you chose to let him retain his membership the next time I am in the club and he is there I would request you come up and address his behavior and what is expected of him while he is in the gym between all three of us. My expectation is that head cases like him might agree while you are talking eye to eye with him but it will only be a matter of time before he just goes off again. I hope the decision is to just be done with him and his antics so the rest of the membership can exercise without him around. I believe there are other members who will never talk to you about his behavior and just decide not to be a member while he is there.
Thanks for your time and consideration on this.
Serena,
My contact info is: Home -------- Mobile --------
As I mentioned today, I don't think Superman is really capable of understanding what courteous and respectful behavior is. Sooner or later he will have another run in with myself or some other member over some issue since he thinks your gym is his personal gym and he is the king of it while he is there. My preference is his membership be canceled so none of us have to deal with his antics anymore. As you said, vote him off the island. To that end I was serious today when I said I would pay the balance of his monthly contract for his dual membership. The person at the desk says that is something like $38 a month. It's worth it to me to have him out of the club. But as the business owner if you chose to let him retain his membership the next time I am in the club and he is there I would request you come up and address his behavior and what is expected of him while he is in the gym between all three of us. My expectation is that head cases like him might agree while you are talking eye to eye with him but it will only be a matter of time before he just goes off again. I hope the decision is to just be done with him and his antics so the rest of the membership can exercise without him around. I believe there are other members who will never talk to you about his behavior and just decide not to be a member while he is there.
Thanks for your time and consideration on this.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
You may NOT be a grown up if...
your mommy keeps calling me because she's unhappy with your schedule.
Friday, November 4, 2011
No Check for Stifler
Has anyone seen the folding tables that were right there the day before Stifler left and went to breakfast?
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
You're FIRED!
So I get to the gym this morning and NO ONE is working?? About 20 minutes later, Stifler strolls in with a Chick-Fil-A bag.
Where were you?
Stifler: I was hungry so I went to get breakfast.
So you just left the gym unattended and open. Anyone could have just taken the computers, the supplements, the drinks...
Stifler: It's not really a big deal. Nothing got stolen.
YOU ARE FIRED.
Stifler: But my wife will kill me when she finds out I got fired from ANOTHER job.
NOT MY PROBLEM! GET OUT NOW! I'll mail your last check.
Where were you?
Stifler: I was hungry so I went to get breakfast.
So you just left the gym unattended and open. Anyone could have just taken the computers, the supplements, the drinks...
Stifler: It's not really a big deal. Nothing got stolen.
YOU ARE FIRED.
Stifler: But my wife will kill me when she finds out I got fired from ANOTHER job.
NOT MY PROBLEM! GET OUT NOW! I'll mail your last check.
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