Three Ring Circus

Doo-doo-doody-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo -doo-doody-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo DOO-doody-doo-doo...

And this morning on the gym floor, we will be featuring The World's Strongest Man, The Man with the Most Tattoos and a must see Dolly Parton impersonator... Step right up this entertainment is included with your membership!!

And now for the finale - what?? I didn't know there was finale. Who is that?? It seems that Tattoo and Triple D are more than just training partners and that is Tat's wife waving around divorce papers and screaming like a lunatic. Her next stop she announces is Triple D's husband...