Things that make you want to stay in bed all day...

My email response to a friend asking me how things were going:

The gym is back to driving me f*#@ing crazy. It's 1 in the morning and I can't sleep because I'm so irritated. Spas are going good except I (well Jerry and I actually agree on this) would really like to fire one of our employees. I placed an ad on the University of Georgia & Florida career networks, so hopefully at least a few good resumes will come in soon. This moron got his fiancé pregnant, then she broke up with him and told him he wasn't the baby daddy, paternity test says he is the baby daddy, she let him see the kid a couple of days a week until he slept with her again, she got mad at him and stopped visitation. He got half a tattoo and couldn't pay to finish it (the tattoo guy happens to be our customer), claims he's paying an attorney to get custody so I ask the obvious question (knowing that he doesn't even have enough $ to finish the still incomplete tattoo)... "Are you prepared to pay child support?"... He responds with no response and a look that made me think I had grown two extra heads!! We had been giving him $300 per month for health insurance (another customer got him a medical/dental plan for $161 so he was actually profiting $139) and found out while he was driving himself to the hospital on April 2nd that he had let his policy lapse. We've since come to find out that in the last twelve months of giving him $300 per month that he only ever paid one month (October 2012). He then sends the Reverend of his church in to talk to Jerry about his massive emergency room bill, Jerry explains why this is Half Tat's own problem. In fact he was just given $300 yesterday April 1st for his medical plan. If he didn't have a medical plan, you would have thought this would have been mentioned yesterday. Sorry Shocked Reverend, this is a Half Tat's problem and yes people lie even to their preachers. The subject hasn't come up again. Did I mention he's missed work because well the symptoms (and my loyal gym gossips) point to alcoholism... And let's not forget that he (who has no $ and has a massive emergency room bill) asked for two weeks off in July and one week in August... WTF?