If That Closet Could Talk!

So I called Hazel this morning to listen to her story.  She thought it best to start at the beginning...

Sunshine was texting and calling my 17 year old daughter!  I thought that was bad enough but then I found out that he was engaged.  He kept telling my daughter that he was going to get married.  Then after he got married, he told her he backed out of the wedding and the wedding never happened.

Of course it happened, there are wedding pics all over Facebook.

I know.  So I told him to stop calling and texting my daughter, then he got mad at me and started making things difficult for me when I came to the gym to clean.  Last week he said that you said you were going to fire me if I didn't get my shit together and that I was doing a horrible job.  The worst part about it was he said it in front of a large group of members and the kids club lady.  That's when I decided I would finish the week and be done.  I need this job, but I don't want to work in a place where I am humiliated.

I understand.  I'm sorry that happened like that.  I think Sunshine just became your contact because he was the one that wanted me to hire you.  Now that I have your #, I think communication will be better.

For some reason, everyone thinks he is the manager of that place and people just don't like him.  The women who gave him my # for this job quit a couple of months ago because Sunshine told her husband that she was fat.

Oh my god!  Are you kidding?

It wasn't like "hey your wife is fat,"  it was trying to be funny because she used to train with Sunshine and hadn't worked out in awhile. 

What's up with Sunshine and Venus?

I walked in on them making out in the closet!
  Smiley is the only one works there.

That's funny to hear you say that.  Because for the job that I expect to be get done, he actually works the least.

Did Sunshine tell you that?

No, this is based on his actual work and some other things that have happened.

There's also been a lot of stories going around that you were going to hire a manager.  Sunshine is telling everyone that he's quitting if you hire a manager.

I've been thinking about it and I think I have found someone that I think would be great.  If Sunshine quits, he quits.

Oh.  Well I'd love to try the evening cleaning.

Great.  For now, let's see how that goes.  Smiley is there at night, so he is the only one that you will have to see.

I'm going home and going to bed.  Sunshine has called my phone four times this morning all ready.  I do not want to talk on the phone, I really want to see the expression on his and Venus' faces when I confront them both tomorrow about their closet activities.