Athletic Club and Rest Stop?

A picture is worth 1,000 words...

Who gets custody of the gym?

Here's Your 20

The theme this week is counterfeit bills.  As if no one would realize that the "1" was now a "20" in black ink.  Turns out the Santa faces are legit.  You can buy them for $3.50.  Yes, that's right, you can buy a Santa face for three dollars and 50 cents to put on your one dollar bill...

 

Office we can come to a solution??

Email from Dipshit:

Serena, with all do respect with more responsibilities given to me I have no more authority nor more income, for twice the work I was doing in January, I put it an avg of 200 hrs of work in and try to make the place as best as it can, but it's frustrating when check time comes and I feel my time would be worth more, office we can come to a solution that would be great

Thanks

 

 

WTF?  I don't even know what to say.  I did a little research and found that this dipshit actually worked a whole lot less then he did in January and while in January he sold 30 memberships, he only sold 10 for April.  I also know that dipshit's been leaving at 12:30 and of course writing 2:00 on his time sheet.  Jerry busted him last week when he saw dipshit at a sushi when he was supposed to be at work.  Completely unaware that Jerry saw him, dipshit answered his cell and told Jerry he was still at the gym working.  WTF!!

Someone's got some bad luck coming...

No one knows anything about it?? 
BAD LUCK and BAD KARMA are
going to get someone.

LATE??

Dress Code

So I get to work this morning and I'm thinking to myself about the front desk girl (I don't have a name for her yet) "OMG!  That zit on her lip is huge!  In my 42 years of life, I've never seen anything so disgusting!"  An hour later, a member walks up to me 'Hey Serena, what's up with the girl's lip piercing?"  OHHHH...

Me:  So what's up with the lip piercing?
Girl:  I've always wanted one, but never have had a job where I could have one.
Me:  Uhhh, what made you think it was ok for this job??